Note: This is a must read for anyone who doesn't yet know that Hubbard was not only a pathological liar but completely nuts. This is Hubbard on religion. This is Hubbard the anti-Christian, because it is Christianity and no other religion that he vilifies with this insane "technology."

This is Hubbard the stark raving mad "scientist" assuring us suckers that this bulletin "is based on over a thousand hours of research auditing." It's "scientific research," he says, "not in any way based upon the mere opinion of the researcher." And he certifies that the rest of "Scientology data reflects long, arduous and painstaking research over a period of some thirty years."

The Scientology cult promotes that it is compatible with Christianity. That's why they keep this bulletin secret. Scientololgy is compatible with Christianity as lies are compatible with truth, as hate is compatible with love, as death is compatible with life. Scientology is lies, hate and death.

Scientology is Hubbard's trap for anyone he could lure in, with his lies of science and research and his false promises of freedom. He implanted people with the implant he told them he was freeing them from. He was right down there with the father of lies.  — GA

 

HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex.
HCO BULLETIN OF MAY 11, AD13

Central Orgs.
Franchise

ROUTINE 3
HEAVEN

  [...]

For a long while, some people have been cross with me for my lack of co-operation
in believing in a Christian Heaven, God and Christ. I have never said I didn't
disbelieve in a Big Thetan but there was certainly something very corny about Heaven
et al. Now I have to apologize. There was a Heaven. Not too unlike, in cruel
betrayal, the heaven of the Assassins in the 12th Century who, like everyone else,
dramatized the whole track implants - if a bit more so.

     Yes, I've been to Heaven. And so have you. And you have the pattern of its
implants in the HCO Bulletin Line Plots. It was complete with gates, angels and
plaster saints - and electronic implantation equipment. So there was a Heaven after
all - which is why you are on this planet and were condemned never to be free again -
until Scientology.

     Before you went to Heaven you were not really very bad or very good, but you
didn't think you had lived only once and you had a good memory and knew who you were
and enjoyed life. Afterwards ---

     The symbol of the crucified Christ is very apt indeed. It's the symbol of a
thetan betrayed.

[...]

     The implant station existed on the order of magnitude of 43,000,000,000,000
years ago. (The dates may be part of the implants but do not appear so at this
time. However, a possibility of correction of dates is reserved).

     Some have been through it once, some more than once.

     The first time I arrived and the moment of the implant To Forget was dated at
43,891,832,611,177 years, 344 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes and 40 seconds from 10: 02½
PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963. The second series was dated to the moment
of the implant To Forget as 42,681,459,477,315 years, 132 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes
and 15 seconds from 11:02½ PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963.

[...]

     Both series have the Gates of Heaven visible. The last implant of both consists
of "entering" Heaven. The last goal of both is To Be In Heaven.

     The gates of the first series are well done, well built. An avenue of statues
of saints leads up to them. The gate pillars are surmounted by marble angels. The
entering grounds are very well kept, laid out like Bush Gardens in Pasadena, so often
seen in the movies. Aside from the implant boxes which lie across from each other
on the walk there are other noises and sounds as though the saints are defending and
berating. These are unimportant to the incident.

     The second series, probably in the same place, shows what a trillion years of
overt acts does (or is an additional trickery to collapse one's time). The place
is shabby. The vegetation is gone. The pillars are scruffy. The saints have
vanished. So have the Angels. A sign on one (the left as you "enter") says "This
is Heaven". The right has a sign "Hell" with an arrow and inside the grounds one
can see the excavations like archaeological diggings with raw terraces, that lead
to "Hell". Plain wire fencing encloses the place. There is a sentry box beside
and outside the right pillar. The road "leading up" to the gates is deeply eroded.
An effigy of Joseph, complete with desert clothing, is seen approaching the gates
(but not moving) leading a donkey which "carries" the original Madonna and child from
"Bethlehem". The implanting boxes lie on either side of this " entering" path at
path level.

[...]

     Further, we have our hands on an apalling bit of technology where the world is
concerned. With rapidity and a Meter it can be shown that Heaven is a false dream
and that the old religion was based on a very painful lie, a cynical betrayal.

     What does this do to any religious nature of Scientology? It strengthens it.
New religions always overthrow the false gods of the old, they do something to better
man. We can improve man. We can show the old gods false. And we can open up
the universe as a happier place in which a spirit may dwell. What more can you
expect? This actually places us far beyond any other beings that are about. It
puts us, through increased beingness and a restoration of life, in control of much
destiny.

     We have now only a few unsolved problems about life, huge though they may be,
such as the construction of bodies and how does one establish the character of and
communicate, if feasible, with beings who are making trees and insects. There are
a few things like these. But I imagine when we finally manage to communicate with
beetles under rocks and free them, we'll no doubt find the Creator of Heaven who
43 + Trillion years ago designed and built the Pearly Gates and entrapped us all.

     Good Lord, I'd hate to be guilty of that overt. But never mind - you aren't
either. That guy is GONE (I hope!)

L. RON HUBBARD

(Note: This HCO Bulletin is based on over a thousand hours of research auditing,
analyzing the facsimiles of the reactive mind, and with the help of a Mark V
Electrometer. It is scientific research and is not in any way based upon the mere
opinion of the researcher. This HCO Bulletin is not the result of the belief or
beliefs of anyone. Scientology data reflects long, arduous and painstaking research
over a period of some thirty years into the nature of Man, the mind, the human spirit
and its relationship to the physical universe. The data and phenomena discovered
in Scientology is common to all minds and all men and can be demonstrated on anyone.
Truth does not require belief to be truth any more than water requires anyone's
permission to run down hill. The data is itself and can be duplicated by any honest
researcher or practitioner. We in Scientology seek freedom, the betterment of Man,
and the happiness of the individual and this comprises our attitude toward the data
found. The data, however, is simply itself, and exists whatever the opinion of
anyone may be. The contents of this HCO Bulletin discover the apparent underlying
impulses of religious zealotism and the source of the religious mania and insanity
which terrorized Earth over the ages and has given religion the appearance of insanity.
As the paper is written for my friends it has, of course, a semblance of irreverence).

(Note: All our data on the whole track remains factual and is not taken from any
implant. The only error released earlier was the time factors involved in GPMs).

LRH:jw Copyright © 1963 by L. Ron Hubbard ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

L. RON HUBBARD