Find the Little Fakir #5
It’s clear that the Little Fakir® wears a big hat.
fact, here he is in the photo above wearing his hat and lecturing everyone on
wearing their hats. He’s generally pretty easy to spot because he’
the guy in the big hat.
In Scientology, it’s a crime to not wear your hat. Not
that, but it’s a crime to prevent people from wearing their hats, and
a crime to prevent people from wearing their hats better. One would expect
the Little Fakir® would wear his Little Fakir Hat® not only
but better than standardly, better than perfectly.
It’s well known that people get royally done in
But it’s not so well known that it’s a crime for Scientologists to
take people’s hats away from them when they’re doing them.
a crime to pretend to wear a hat while preventing its action from occurring.
it’s a crime in Scientology to wear no hat at all.
A hat in Scientology is a big responsibility, in fact, a duty.
The Little Fakir® takes his hat as seriously as he takes himself. As the
Fakir®, he orders all Scientologist to wear their hats, even though by
so he turns them all into criminals, because it’s a crime in Scientology
to have to be ordered to wear one’s hat.
In Scientology, it’s a crime to be stupid about your
Heck, it’s a crime to not know your hat. The Little Fakir® quite
knows his hat. Or does he? Maybe his Little Fakir Hat® is too big for him.
Or maybe he’s hiding.
Well scroll down and see if you can now find the Little
If you spot him, e-mail us,
and tell us where he is. Every e-mail that correctly identifies where the
Fakir was found will be posted to the Usenet newsgroup
and submitted to the Find the Little Fakir® Contest I/C for a chance to
the Big Prize®.