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Find the Little Fakir #5

It’s clear that the Little Fakir® wears a big hat. In fact, here he is in the photo above wearing his hat and lecturing everyone on wearing their hats. He’s generally pretty easy to spot because he’ s the guy in the big hat.

In Scientology, it’s a crime to not wear your hat. Not only that, but it’s a crime to prevent people from wearing their hats, and even a crime to prevent people from wearing their hats better. One would expect that the Little Fakir® would wear his Little Fakir Hat® not only standardly, but better than standardly, better than perfectly.

It’s well known that people get royally done in Scientology. But it’s not so well known that it’s a crime for Scientologists to take people’s hats away from them when they’re doing them. It’s a crime to pretend to wear a hat while preventing its action from occurring. Heck, it’s a crime in Scientology to wear no hat at all.

A hat in Scientology is a big responsibility, in fact, a duty. The Little Fakir® takes his hat as seriously as he takes himself. As the Little Fakir®, he orders all Scientologist to wear their hats, even though by doing so he turns them all into criminals, because it’s a crime in Scientology to have to be ordered to wear one’s hat.

In Scientology, it’s a crime to be stupid about your hat. Heck, it’s a crime to not know your hat. The Little Fakir® quite clearly knows his hat. Or does he? Maybe his Little Fakir Hat® is too big for him. Or maybe he’s hiding.

Well scroll down and see if you can now find the Little Fakir®. If you spot him, e-mail us, gerry@gerryarmstrong.org, and tell us where he is. Every e-mail that correctly identifies where the Little Fakir was found will be posted to the Usenet newsgroup alt.religion.scientology and submitted to the Find the Little Fakir® Contest I/C for a chance to win the Big Prize®.

 

 
 

 

Original background:  International Scientology News 16 © 2001 CSI
Weiland and Rinder from Highwinds 19 © 1996 CSI

 

 

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