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INSPECTOR GENERAL NETWORK
BULLETIN No. 1995
from
Religious Technology Center
Holder of the Dianetics and Scientology Trademarks

 

TO:

ALL SEA ORG ORGS
ALL CLASS V ORGS
ALL FRANCHISES
ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS

 

1 September 2003
FROM: ECCLESIASTICAL HEAD
GRAND FAKIR
 

 

 

PAY-UP CALL

Huge Ecclesiastical Head Portrait Campaign

     Every Franchise, Class V Org, St. Hill, Advanced Org, FOLO, and Sea Org Building I/C is ordered to immediately purchase and prominently display in their reception areas this stunning guilt-framed portrait of Ecclesiastical Head of Scientology, Grand Fakir David Miscavige.

     Each stunning portrait with brass plated letters is seven feet eight inches in height, proportioned to fit any standard sized reception, course room or office. It is strongly recommended that every org or franchise display this stunning portrait in every room. Indeed, every Scientologist should have this stunning portrait in every room in their home. Immediate purchase and display of this stunning portrait of Grand Fakir David Miscavige in every org or franchise reception area, however, is mandatory.

Price List: Stunning Portrait of Ecclesiastical Head

$  4,995

  Stunning Frame

4, 490

  Stunning Brass Plated Letters

1,495

  Stunning RTC-Approved Screw Driver

       195

  Total
$11,175
   

 

 

 

Showcase Edition Portrait

Quantum Portrait

Super Quantum Portrait

Signed and Numbered Super Quantum Portrait*

$29,995

$59,995

$195,995

$395,995

     Each signed and numbered Super Quantum Portrait comes with a stunning Certificate of Authenticity from internationally known Questioned Document Examiner B.O. (Gus) DeBris, formerly in the C.I.A.'s Niger Documents Production Division.

     Because of the urgency of planetary clearing, no discounts will be given for any of these stunning products.

     Every SMI Starter Pack must now include the stunning portrait, frame, letters and screw driver, and the Starter Package price must be increased accordingly.

     Any non- compliance with this campaign, any cross-orders, or any CI to this urgent, vital campaign will result in immediate expulsion.

     This is my personal message, as Scientology's Ecclesiastical Head and Grand Fakir, to every org, franchise, group and Scientologist:

     I wear my hat! Now you wear yours. The whole agonized future of this planet, every man, woman and child on it, and your own destiny for the next endless trillions of years depend on you here and now buying and displaying my stunning portrait.

     The answer is twofold. I must get much bigger. And the way to achieve that is to INCREASE MY SIZE. Let's not forget the call LRH issued:

"For God's sake, get busy, print a bigger portrait."

     Well, I have answered the call. So this is a pay-up call for every Scientologist. I have the numbers to actually pull it off. It only requires that each of you, every man, woman and child, buy and display my big, and stunning, portrait.

  Captain David Miscavige
Ecclesiatical Head
Grand Fakir
Religious Technology Center

*Limited to 50, 000 copies.

 

DM The Grand Fakir

 
 

 

 

 

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