Doing Darshan With the Guru
In British Columbia, after fleeing the U.S. because of “
persecution from the Scientology cultists, I encountered my guru. Or perhaps
encountered me. One never quite knows with gurus. Actually, I had met my guru
in Anaheim of all places more than twenty years earlier, but I was a
myself back then and wouldn’t have been able tell a true guru from a big
So B.C. was my Happy period. Even though tens of thousands of
Scientologists wanted to dispose of me quietly and without sorrow, I was just
about always like my guru, kind of Happy. The best thing about him, which is
sign of the very best gurus, was that no matter what I was, or what I did, or
what I had, for him or for anyone else, he was always Happy.
Gerry taking darshan with Happy
As is clear in the above photo, where I’m taking darshan
with my guru, he is truly Happy. He cost me nothing, demanded nothing, and
punished me if I didn’t do what he didn’t demand. He was Happy,
I was as Happy as I could be. His presence would make just about anyone a
Scientologists on the other hand (the left one) do darshan
Dopey. And that’s okay. If they want to have Dopey, be Dopey or even do
Dopey, that’s up to them. They pay big bucks for their Dopey guru, which
makes them a little Dopey too.
Before I found my guru Happy, and before Dopey became guru to
the Scientologists, we all did darshan with Greedy. Some folks called him
some called him Fatty, and some called him Bully, and it’s true that he
was. But most importantly, he was thoroughly Greedy.
After Slimey, or Fatty, or Bully or Greedy, or whatever you
to call him, kicked the collection box or absconded to Bulgravia, his hat was
grabbed by little Dopey. Some people in fact call the Scientologists’
guru Grabby. Some also call him Shorty or Nutzy, and he is, but he is known by
everyone world wide as Dopey.
The Scientologists have gotten a terrible deal with their new
little guru. He charges them huge sums of money to do darshan, demands slavish
obedience, and flies into these psychotic tantrums when anyone is counter intention
to his orders or whims. He is an absolute little tyrant. But he’s Dopey.
And Dopey is as Dopey does.
Scientology guru Dopey
Old background image from
Scientology News Issue 17 © 2001 CSI
Scientologists would be very wise to tell little Dopey to
his orders, whims, collection box and cult in his Dopey ears. And then they
go out and get Happy.