"You see, take a gun (they are all over the place), put a bullet in there (also easy). Now locate the whereabouts of Gerry (requires some doingness), then go to him (take a plane, that's fastest), wait for him (at some place), pull your gun (does not require much musclepower), then aim (some will have problems with this), and finally pull the trigger..(keep your hand steady or you'll miss altogether). Easy no?"

— Spacetraveler
February 8, 2005

From: spacetraveler2...@hotmail.com (Spacetraveler)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Re: Expert Declaration of Gerry Armstrong, July 22, 2004
Date: 22 Jul 2004 15:50:04 -0700
Organization: http://groups.google.com
Lines: 324
Message-ID: <9f53d1e2.0407221450.1c1fe5da@posting.google.com>
References: <gfnvf01f9j9ukg9b0ous0kieq6lgig9u73@4ax.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 217.209.42.14
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
X-Trace: posting.google.com 1090536604 4880 127.0.0.1 (22 Jul 2004 22:50:04 GMT)
X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com
NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 22:50:04 +0000 (UTC)

The irony! You are doing exactly that you are accusing L. Ron Hubbard
of doing. Id est telling fairytales. But when someone actually knows
about some things and confronts you with inside knowledge and is
challenging your claims you avoid responding. A couple of times you
even jumped on me out of nowhere, giving nasty remarks and such. Why
is that Gerry?

Are you following in the footsteps of Fredric Rice, too afraid to get
factual about things? Or did he follow in your footsteps?

Did you not write the words: "I have hoped a long time to have a
conversation with a Scientologist on this basis."

Show us that you have really understood scientology procedures.

I challenge you to defy me! I have reason to doubt if you dare doing
that.

http://groups.google.se/groups?hl=sv&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=9f53d1e2.0407131802.775cab17%40posting.google.com

Spacetraveler

Gerry Armstrong <g...@gerryarmstrong.org> wrote in message news:<gfnvf01f9j9ukg9b0ous0kieq6lgig9u73@4ax.com>...
> Webbed with photographic evidence at:
> http://www.gerryarmstrong.org/50grand/writings/armstrong-decl-2004-07-22.html
>
> Declaration of Gerry Armstrong Re: Miracle Sighting
>
> I, Gerry Armstrong, declare:
>
> 1. I am over the age of eighteen and could competently testify about
> the facts herein if called upon to do so.
>
> 2. Sometime during or about the weekend of July 16-18, 2004 my
> sweetheart Caroline Letkeman roasted some brown rice in one of our
> frying pans on our electric range in our apartment at #1-45950
> Alexander Avenue, in Chilliwack, British Columbia, Canada. I have also
> roasted rice in this manner so am familiar with the procedure that we
> both use.
>
> 3. Our standard procedure is as follows: We rinse the rice, drain the
> water, and spread the wet rice in a frying pan on low heat for about
> thirty minutes. The rice dries and then roasts to a golden color and
> heavenly aroma. After roasting, we grind the roasted rice, stir the
> rice meal into four times its volume of cold water, add some salt,
> crank up the heat and get it all boiling, then turn down the heat and
> simmer until we?ve got a pot of brown rice porridge. It takes about
> twenty minutes on our stove to make the cold water boil and the
> porridge simmer til done. Usually we make more than one day?s portion
> of porridge, so we put the uneaten part in the fridge. The next day,
> and continuing thereafter until the porridge is gone, we take about
> the same size portion, mix it with some ground flax, dollop the mixed
> mass into an olive oiled frying pan, and smooth it into a pan-filling
> pancake. Depending on its mass, the pancake usually cooks about twenty
> minutes on side one at medium-high temperature, and about five minutes
> on side two. When side one is well browned, it will often come free
> from the pan, making it possible to flip the pancake in order to cook
> side two. Sometimes it is necessary to employ a spatula to spatulate
> side one from the pan, a condition I believe is in part attributable
> to the degeneration of the subject pan?s coating through years of use.
> It has happened on a number of occasions over the past several months
> that even spatulation did not achieve a flippable pancake, and we were
> left for breakfast again with porridge, albeit considerably denser,
> flecked with flax and marbled with chunks and crumbs of crust. It is a
> very rare, but not unpostulated, occurrence when one of our pan-sized
> rice pancakes flips into the pan without any batter landing on the rim
> of the pan, the kitchen countertop, or the floor.
>
> 4. Ms. Letkeman has told me that during her roasting of the rice on
> the occasion referred to above she did not observe the subject pan at
> all times, and that it was during one of the times when she was not
> observing the pan that the first miracle occurred that is described
> hereinafter. I have no reason to doubt Ms. Letkeman?s memory of this
> event, because there was no one in the apartment with us throughout
> any of the occurrences described herein, and both of us were doing
> different things at different times.
>
> 5. During one of the times when she was observing the subject pan, Ms.
> Letkeman said that she was seeing a shape, a face in the rice in the
> pan. I then also observed the pan and observed a face, and further
> observed that the face that had appeared in the roasting rice was the
> face of Xenu, the terrible and unmistakable tyrant of seventy-five
> million years ago. I immediately got our camera and took a photograph
> of the pan face, which photograph I am appending hereto as Exhibit A.
> Since I took the photograph, I have at all times retained it in my
> custody and control, and it has not been altered in any way.
>
> 6. I am very familiar with Xenu?s appearance, having written the sole
> definitive study of his appearance, and assembled the largest archive
> of authentic records of his appearance on earth, or, as this planet
> was known to Xenu, "Teegeeac," or "Teegeeack," depending on the
> spelling. I have written many articles, declarations and affidavits
> about Xenu, and I have testified as a Xenu expert in several court
> proceedings. In my opinion, the face in the subject rice in the
> subject pan was that of the same Xenu, also known as Lord Xenu, who is
> known to have ruled the sector of the universe that included earth
> seventy-five million years ago.
>
> 7. Not long after Ms. Letkeman and I observed Xenu?s face in the pan,
> and I had taken a photograph of his face, I observed that his face had
> disappeared from the pan, just as it had appeared. His face has not to
> my knowledge reappeared, at least in the same pan, since the
> above-described appearance.
>
> 8. Exactly two days later, while Ms. Letkeman and I were frying a
> pancake that had been made from the very same porridge that had been
> cooked from the very same meal that had been ground from the very same
> rice in which Xenu?s face had appeared, and in the very same pan, Ms.
> Letkeman observed that the pancake batter did not stay flat in the
> pan, as is usual and anticipated, but had risen in the middle of the
> pan into a conical shape. She related to me her observation, and I
> also examined the shape of the pancake batter, and again got our
> camera and took photographs to document this manifestation, which I
> have concluded is a second miracle of Xenu that validates the first.
> True, correct and unaltered copies of these photographs are appended
> hereto as Exhibits B through E.
>
> 9. My examination showed that the pancake was formed into a virtually
> pan-sized volcano, with a complete, functioning vent and crater. This
> occurrence has specific, miraculous significance to me, and, in my
> opinion, to other Xenu scholars as well, because volcanoes had been so
> specifically significant to Xenu, his troops and their victims on
> Earth seventy-five million years ago, and for all seventy-five million
> years since. Indeed, the most authentic picture known of Xenu, which
> Time Magazine used for the cover of its "Person of the Billennium"
> issue, shows him standing in front of a violently erupting volcano. It
> is noteworthy that the volcano pictured in the photograph on the cover
> of the subject Time issue is remarkably similar in shape to the
> volcano that erupted from the rice pancake batter in the subject
> frying pan on the occasion described herein.
> http://www.gerryarmstrong.org/50grand/fun/parody/billenium.html
>
> 10. As is well known, the autoschizological Xenu Cult, which is
> headquartered in southern California, publishes a description of these
> events involving these same galactic entities and their eternal link
> to Earth?s volcanoes in the Cult?s universally available "secret
> scriptures."
>
> [Quote]
>
> The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets around larger stars
> visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera)
> solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet -- 178 billion on
> average) by mass implanting.
>
> He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb
> on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2) and then the Pacific area ones
> were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas
> and there "packaged."
>
> His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means
> of circuits etc. was placed in the implants.
>
> When through with his crime Loyal Officers (to the people) captured
> him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap
> where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confederation) has
> since been a desert. The length and brutality of it all was such that
> this Confederation never recovered. The implant is calculated to kill
> (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it.
>
> [...]
>
> Incident Two
>
> 75,000,000 years ago on this planet. Sometimes capture was on another
> planet and explosion on this planet, then called Teegeeack. Locate
> area of Explosion. Pictures of explosions follow it. Get original
> explosion. Effort to stop usually present.
>
> [...]
>
> H Bomb dropped on Volcano. Explosion. Terrific winds. Thetan carried
> over peak. Electronic ribbon came up. He stuck to it. It was then
> pulled down and he was (as part of a group) implanted with R6.
>
> Picture of pilot saying he is mocking it up.
>
> (R6 material follow, then days of pictures, God, Devil, etc)
>
> (Thetan usually cognites on pilot or before (or on 1st incident) and
> leaves.)
>
> [...]
>
> The incident is over 36 days long. Capture on other planets was weeks
> or months before the implant. Those on Teegeeack (Earth) were just
> blown up except for Loyal Officers who were (shortly before the
> explosion on Earth) rounded up.
>
> Do Not Scan through the duration of 36 days.
>
> The Volcanic Explosion on Earth to the point where "the Pilot" says
> he's mocking it up is only a few days.
>
> Sequence of Inc 2 for [thetans] on another planet.
>
> 1. Capture (being shot)
> 2. Freezing.
> 3. Transport to Teegeeack (sometimes via a relay point).
> 4. Being placed near a volcano.
> 5. Hydrogen bomb explosion in or on the volcano.
> 6. Beginning Implant up to "the pilot."
> 7. Various picture sequences.
> 8. The 7s and c.c. & OT II materials.
> 9. 36 days of picture implants which give a vast array of materials
> and 3 explanations for the bombing.
> 10. Transport to Hawaii or Las Palmas for packaging up into clusters.
>
> The pictures contain God, the Devil, Angels, Space Opera, theatres,
> helicopters, a constant spinning, a spinning dancer, trains and
> various scenes very like modern England.
>
> You name it, it's in this implant we call in its entirety "R6".
>
> If one was a Loyal Officer on Teegeeack the sequence was (1) Capture.
> (2) #5 above on. If one was a citizen of Teegeeack there was only #5
> on.
>
> The material given at the various "volcanoes" was longer or shorter
> but dove-tailed into the same sequence of pictures. We have the whole
> text but it is needless.
>
> People who feel dizzy have gotten into the spinning part.
>
> [...]
>
> Inc 2 sometimes forms gigantic clusters. In such there is a Leader, an
> Alternate Leader and several (8 to 18) more. These were all implanted
> in different volcanic areas with fractions of the main 36 day implant
> and then "packaged" in Las Palmas or Hawaii. Thus if you run Inc 2 as
> far as "The Pilot" it blows up or loosens up and those who don't go
> away can be run on Inc 1s.
>
> [End Quote]
> http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
>
>
> 11. In their "scriptures," the Xenu Cult pays homage to this
> antediluvian galactic despot as the creator of the human race, which
> the cultists, for reasons relating to carnivority, call "raw meat,"
> and, even more commonly, "wogs®." The Xenuists also refer to Xenu by
> his administrative title, the "Supreme Rulah," in their "scriptures,"
> and they list the volcanoes they say he used to H-Bomb the billions of
> galactic beings seventy-five million years ago to beget the wog® race.
> The Xenu Cultists, who practice a form of implanting just as Rulah
> Xenu and his renegades did during their years of galactic crime, even
> display a volcano on one of their introductory implanting manuals.
> http://www.carolineletkeman.org/refund/docs/dmsmh-claims.html
>
> 12. In Exhibit B hereto, which is a true and correct overhead
> photograph that I took of the subject pan and the rice pancake
> volcano, the vent appears as the dark spot in the approximate center
> of the volcano.
>
> 13. Exhibit C hereto is a true and correct side view photograph I took
> showing that the volcano has grown in height surpassing the rim of the
> subject pan.
>
> 14. Exhibit D hereto is a true and correct photograph I took showing
> pancake magma blisters
> forming in the volcano?s crater.
>
> 15. Exhibit E hereto is a true and correct photograph I took showing
> that the volcano has risen to an even greater height above the rim of
> the subject pan.
>
> 16. A very few minutes after I had taken the photographs described
> above and identified as Exhibits B through E hereto, Ms. Letkeman
> commented that the volcano had completely lost its conical height and
> shape, and had collapsed back down in the subject pan as a standard
> flat rice pancake. A true and correct overhead photograph of the
> subject pan and the collapsed volcano showing no vent or crater is
> appended hereto as Exhibit F.
>
> 17. A true and correct side view photograph I took of the subject pan
> and its contents showing that the volcano had become again as flat as
> a pancake is appended hereto as Exhibit G.
>
> 18. The subject pancake then proceeded to cook for approximately
> fifteen minutes, during which period I observed it several more times,
> at none of which did I observe the pancake do anything out of the
> ordinary. After determining that the pancake had cooked to relative
> perfection on side one, I caused it to become free of the subject pan,
> and I flipped it in order to cook side two. The pancake landed
> squarely in the middle of the round pan, and no batter whatsoever
> landed on the floor, counter or even the subject pan?s rim.
>
> 19. I immediately again got Ms. Letkeman?s and my camera and took an
> overhead photograph of the subject pancake in the subject pan. This
> photograph, which is appended hereto as Exhibit H, shows that side one
> is completely cooked, completely intact, and completely covering the
> bottom of the pan. I have concluded that this occurrence is a third
> miracle of Xenu, relating to and validating the first and second
> miracles identified and described hereinabove.
>
> 20. The subject pancake proceeded to cook on side two for
> approximately five minutes, at which time my pancake determinism was
> that it was done on both sides.
>
> 21. My conclusion is that all of the above, along with all of the
> photographic evidence identified herein and produced herewith as true
> and correct exhibits, is conclusive proof of a serial miracle
> involving the being Xenu, Lord Xenu or Supreme Rulah Xenu identified
> hereinabove.
>
> I declare under the pains and penalties of perjury under the laws of
> British Columbia, Canada, North America, South America, Europe, Asia,
> Africa, Australasia, Antarctica, et al. that the foregoing is true and
> correct.
>
> Sworn to this twenty-second day of July 2004.
>
> [signed] Gerry Armstrong
> © Gerry Armstrong
> http://www.gerryarmstrong.org

Thread