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From: BarbaralovesMarty@excite.com (Barbara Schwarz)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.clearing.technology, alt.clearing.scientology,de.soc.weltanschauung.scientology
Subject: Casting for ARS movie!!!!
Date: 23 Oct 2003 14:03:21 -0700
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I just finished readering the 870 pages from the last Harry Potter
book and thought that the ARS crew would be perfect to play some of
the roles in the movie about that sequel. I know you guys have as good
as no artistical skills but that is not necessary, just be your usual
nasty selves, and you be perfect for the roles. Lol.

My proposal is to cast following people for following roles:

All of ARS, ARS as such: He-who-must-not-be-named, the Dark Lord, Lord
Voldemort, dead or alive;

Gerry Armstrong: first slimy head of you know who, Lord Voldemort's
snake;

Garry Scarff: second slimy head of Lord Voldemort's stinky snake;

Graham Berry: Gilderoy Lockhart;

David Bird: Hagrid's evil twin;

Nessie/Lise: Bellatrix Lestrange; (is a monster and carries toy
monster under her arm where ever she goes!)

Ursula Caberta: Sirius Black's mother;

Ida Camburn: Sirius Black's grandmother; (just as hysterical as his
mother);

Rob Clark: suppressive, intoxicated, and hacking Muggle; (also called
Wog.)

Rasta Robert: Rabastan;

Joe Lynn: Uncle Vernon;

Magoo/Tory: Aunt Petunia; (Yes, that means that Joe and Tory are
getting married and having a child, Tilman Hausherr.)

Tillman Hausherr: Dudley;

Roger Gonnet: Crabbe (and fanatical producer of dungbombs and
stinksap.)

Barb Graham Warr: definitely, hem, hem, Dolores Jane Umbridge. (She
also could play Madam Maxime and the Fat Lady in the Portrait, but the
last two are not as evil.)

Stefan, the German: St. Mungo's psych. (He is the one with the white
shirt and the dirty soul, don't mix up with Frederic Rice who has the
dirty shirt and the dirty soul.- Btw, some shoeshiners say that one
can't go to heaven with a dirty sole!)

Andreas Heldal-Lund: the very Lucius Malfoy.

Keith Henson: a forging Death Eater.

Jeff Jacobsen aka Truthseeker: ARS's rambling basement elf!

Rod Keller: Goyle;

Arnie Lerma: the very Draco Malfoy!

Zorrosblade: absolutely Kreacher!

Stephen Goodman, the Norle: moldy, heckling attic elf!

Michael Pattinson: Gay-under-the-kitchen-sink-elf.

Patrick Volk: Under-the-kitchen-sink-elf-but-not-gay.

Jesse Prince: Mad Eye Mooney's glass eye spinning completely out of
control and becomming suppressive and hypnotizing glass eye.

David Rice: Dementor! (Don't forget to bring a truckload chocolate
frogs with you if you run in this guy, I will gonna need it, the way
he makes you feel.)

Federic Rice: Death Eater! (Don't mix up with Odor Eater, that is not
what Frederic Rice is.)

Karin Spaink: Death Eater, everyone knows that. That was easy.

David Touretzky: Animagus, transforms into a pig and a rat in no time!

If I forgot somebody, feel free to put yourself on the list. And as to
who I will play, I don't want to leave you in the dark. Just stick
your suppressive heads out of the windows: See the white stripe in the
sky? That is me, on my Nimbus 2004.

"Crucio!"

Barbara Schwarz