Certified Wogs ®

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On Fri, 14 Dec 2001 10:28:20 -0000, "Revd. Norle Enturbulata"
<earthlightnospam@nohotmail.com> wrote:

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> Hey, what if some of us wanted all of the fun of the CoW, but none of the
>expense?

For you, it's free. Just say, "I am a wog ® and I want to join."

> If I started a splinter movement and gave away transfers for
>people to make their own hats/t-shirts, and templates in Word to make
>certificates, would I be nailed on the DMCA?

CoW ® encourages splinter movements. You have to join first to
splinter though.

> Or just declared as someone
>who was Calving the "tech"?

CoW ® has never had a good reason to declare any wog ®, and I believe
the "good reasons" the antiwogs ® give for declaring people aren't
good reasons at all. But we'll certainly certify you and fully hat you
if you send a donation of $29.95 or more.

To keep any CoW ® producing you have to milk it. Any farmer knows
that.

(c) Gerry Armstrong